The high school teacher who showed up the first day completely smashed and proceeded to take off her pants in a classroom!
The woman who carjacked a cop car with 2 policemen inside it!
The guy who attacked his roommate for eating 3 of his “chips ahoy” cookies!
The guy who got his finger bitten off at the JayZ and Beyonce concert
The guy who was discovered to be the neighborhood thief after a tornado exposed all the stuff he had stolen!
The out of shape bank robber
The guy who had a tornado throw all the stuff he had stolen from his neighbors out on to the lawn!
The 3 prioners who broke out…went to a bar…and then decided to go back to prison!
The Colorado Rockies for misspelling Troy Tulowitzki’s name on the shirts they handled out over the weekend!
The road rage guy who got run over by his own truck!