Mayor Rob Ford of Toronto…who else could it be????
The college student who took a stapler to his nuts because he lost a video game challenge!
The guy who called 911 because the girl he brought home was “snoring like a train”
The guy who couldn’t find his car for 5 weeks!
The couple who wagered a tasering on the monday night football game
The guy that body slammed Marty the Marmot at a Victoria BC hockey game!
The trucker who crashed into some cops while looking at facebook!
The guy who left his severed finger at the crime scene
The online hookup that went waaayyyy south!
The man who went into his burning house to rescue his beer!