The guy who called 911 looking to buy some pot!
The woman who called 911 from Subway because they put the wrong sauce on her pizza!
Donald Sterling for his stupidity on the Anderson Cooper show last night
The woman who went to the ER after putting “pop rocks” in her privates during sex
The Bellingham man who stole a truck and tractor combo and crashed it into an elementary school!
The couple who got busted getting busy on the lawn of a church while a wedding was going on!
The people who advertised a house party on social media then had over 2000 people show up to trash the place!
The guy who tried to rob a Waffle House with a pitchfork!
Toronto’s Mayor Rob Ford was busted smoking crack again!
The guy with a neck tattoo that says “murder” is on trial for murder