The woman who went blind after drinking 28 cans of Red Bull a day!
The guy who tried to chew off his own fingerprints in the back of a cop car!
The cyclist who stopped to poop in a ravine and burned down 73 acres in Idaho!
The woman who rear ended a truck while she was pleasuring herself!
The air traffic controller who was shirtless and passed out on the job in the the tower!
The woman who thought counterfeiting was ok because Obama said it was…….
The guy who called 911 on himself while holding 16 pounds of meth worth over $700,000
The Scottish boy band member who overheated after putting on all of his clothes instaed of paying an airline baggage fee!
The woman who thought she found and drank her ex’s moonshine but it turned out to be air freshener!
The manager of the Walmart in Oklahoma who handed over 75,000 to a guy in an armored truck costume