The guy who tried to steal 2 expensive bikes and was run down by a 9 yr old in a go-cart
The man who got busted for pulling women’s teeth with pliers during sex!
Jesus Montero of the Mariners for his ice cream throwing temper tantrum in the stands
Aunt Gina tried to shoplift a bunch of detergent and miracle whip but left the 1 yr old she was babysitting behind!
The groom who got busted groping a pregnant woman at his wedding!
Jesus Montero of the Seattle Mariners for getting suspended over an ice cream sandwich fight!
Senior cornerback Josh Shaw at USC for totally fabricating a story on how he got injured
The guy who set off the foam fire suppression system and buried 10 blackhawk helicopters!
The guy in Portland who got busted stealing things under his kilt!
The guy who will have his junk measured in court to prove he is too small in the pants to be a flasher!