The man who flew his “motorized bicycle” on to the US Capitol.
The guy who burned up his rental car trying to kill bed bugs!
The baggage handler who fell asleep in a plane cargo hold and forced the flight to return to airport!
The mom who dropped her toddler son over the railing into the cheetah enclosure at the zoo!
The man who accidentally got his wedding party whacked out when swapped the powdered alcohol he was using for the powerful drug ketamine!
The KFC in Oklahoma that was showing hard core porn on the in store monitors!
The college spring breakers that had a trailer full of booze confiscated by the cops!
The guy who tried to disguise himself and rob his own mother!
The 400 or so people that got into a brawl while waiting for daiquiris at a Fat Tuesday’s!
The woman who tried to pass a pee test using warm water and yellow Gatorade!