The 58 yr old man who got arrested at the airport trying to get to his 40th high school reunion.
The woman who wasnt allowed to take a bottle cognac on a plane so she drank it and got so drunk they wouldn’t let HER on the plane!
The Air Baltic crew who were all arrested at the airport before take-off for being far too drunk to fly!
The guy who left his heart monitor on the counter while robbing a NAPA auto parts!
The guy who got his junk stuck in some shower curtain rings and needed the fire dept to cut him loose!
The guy who tried to steal 5 ribeye steaks by stuffing them in his colostomy bag!
The guy who robbed a gas station in Bothell one week after filling out a job application there….
The guy who installed Windows 10 and it pulled all of his porn to use as screensavers!
The politician who tried to cover up his affair by telling a huge unbelievable lie!
The bounty hunters who surrounded the chief of police in Phoenix by mistake!