The guy who had to be pulled from his car and taken to the hospital with a .604 BAC
The 45 yr old woman in France who took 3 bags of cocaine into a police station to see if they’d test it’s purity!
The burglar who was chased off and shot by an 11 yr old Alabama boy!
The people in the pools in Iceland who need to be told to not use the hair dryers on their privates!
The Postal carrier in Minnesota who blew a .297 in her mail truck!
The lawyer who is suing a restaurant over a $2.25 bowl of soup!
The pet store owner who tried to pay for his prostitute by giving her a pet monkey!
The 30 yr old high school basketball player who got kicked off the team this week!
The high school basketball team who started a 30 yr old 6′ 9″ 200 lbs center!
The crook who stepped in white paint and tracked footprints back to his hideout making it way too easy for the cops!