Pooner Clark

pooner

NAME: Pooner Clark

BIRTHPLACE: Idaho Falls, Idaho (home of the famous potatoes).

HEIGHT: 6’2″

EYES: Dreamy Blue with floaters

HAIR: Stormwater Blonde

PANT SIZE: Waist 35″ Inseam 32″ (It irritates Pooner that “Big and Tall” means “Fat”.)

Pooner enjoys enjoys Thai food, wonders why child-proof devices are no longer needed on lighters, and realizes you need to make a major investment in your shoes.

POONER LIKES:

  • Classic Rock
  • Breakast cereals with freeze-dried strawberries in them
  • Peanut Butter Cookies
  • Therapeutic Massage
  • Chewy Candy

POONER DISLIKES:

  • Rap Music
  • Being called “dude” or “dawg”
  • Power outages (“I need my computer!)
  • Oily Gulf Seafood
  • Always being next in line when someone needs a price check or can’t get their debit card to work.

Picture courtesy of Yary Photography


Recent Headlines

4 hours ago in Entertainment

Today in entertainment history: May 24

paulgray16127583420372

A walk down Hollywood's memory lane.

5 hours ago in Sports

Sharks one game away from Stanley Cup

NHL Sharks via Twwitter

Joe Pavelski scored two goals, including the go-ahead score in the opening minute of the third period, and the San Jose Sharks beat the St. Louis Blues to take a lead in the Western Conference final on Monday night.

6 hours ago in Sports

Raptors tie the series with game 4 win

DeMar DeRozan 2 via Twitter

Kyle Lowry scored 35 points, including a driving layup in the final minute, and DeMar DeRozan had 32 as the Toronto Raptors evened the Eastern Conference Finals by beating the Cleveland Cavaliers in Game 4 on Monday night.

10 hours ago in Sports

Draymond Green fined, not suspended for groin kick

greenkick16144575143730

The league will instead fine Green and elevate the in-game foul from a flagrant 1 to a flagrant 2

14 hours ago in Sports

Rain delays start of play at French Open on Day 2

frenchopen704502155901

Showers over Paris on Monday have forced the organizers to delay the start of play by 1½ hours after only 10 out of 32 matches were completed on Day 1.

Bellingham Traffic